Are you an authority on anal or that person who goes to the ER with something weird stuck up their butt? But when it comes to using toys and objects anally, there are certain factors that reduce injury, abrasion of the anal tissue, and risk of it getting stuck or lost up there. Also, assume that in each case, proper safety and protective measures lube, condoms when necessary, etc. So, the Gigi 2 doesn't fit those rules. The Leo Dildo has a flared base and a smooth texture, so there's no risk of it getting lost inside of you or irritating the tissue when getting thrust in and out. Perfect for anal penetration.

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