I recently read a study that attempted to determine the average length of the erect penis by examining upwards of 15, men. These intrepid, probably very-interesting-at-a-dinner-party researchers determined that the average penis size is exactly 5. Where was I for this? Call me next time, science. Answer One: 5. Based solely on anecdotal evidence from my vast network of promiscuous acquaintances, a little more or less in that general neighborhood works best for most people—men and women—who enjoy penetrative sex with penises. Of course, certain people prefer their penises more to one side of the Bell curve. Which leads us to Answer Two: you should really not give an eff about your dick length, average or otherwise. Do your best not to obsess over it— particularly in the context of whether or not a woman will like it. The biggest, handsomest dick in the world is never going to make anybody love the guy who owns it—himself included.

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An original story about the grassroots internment of terrible people. It was just past sunrise on a cool autumn morning, and a groundskeeper cut a diagonal path through the dewy meadow to be the first to get close to these inanimate objects; he thought they looked like giant turds, and gave several a poke and a kick before deciding to share the burden of dealing with them. By the time the police arrived, the spectators had gathered, phones out. Then the objects moved, the crowd gasped, and more officers arrived on the scene; still, it took another hour of emphatic tumbling for the bags to unload their contents, as the cops needed time for improvised protocols before cutting the burlap with box knifes and garden tools. They shed free of their cocoons, stood, rubbed their necks, and fell back down, their pants belted tight around their ankles. Six of the hatchlings were known sex offenders, two were identitarian bloggers, one raised fighting dogs, one flew a Rhodesian flag outside his trailer home, and the rest had varying brands of hostility toward blacks, gays, and their sympathizing libtards. What they all had in common was a love — expressed openly and frequently in social media — for Christ, Hitler, and Robert E. Introducing a grassroots internment program for the correction of horrible people.
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